What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he is boring!
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand!
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman Pinscher!
What’s grey on the inside and red on the outside?
An accountant turned inside out!
There are 3 types of accountants.
Those who can count and those who can’t.