Lawyer and Accountant JokesWhile we’re serious about helping companies with their legal issues, it doesn’t mean we have to be too serious about ourselves. Here’s a few jokes that have amused us recently about lawyers (and we didn’t want our accountant friends to feel left out, so there’s a few for you too!)

What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

The accountant knows he is boring!

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand!

What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman Pinscher!

What’s grey on the inside and red on the outside?

An accountant turned inside out! 

There are 3 types of accountants.

Those who can count and those who can’t.